Christine O’Donnell says she wants voters to get to know her. OK, let’s help her out. Here’s Christine O’Donnell in her own words.
On MTV, she said all sex outside of marriage is immoral – and so is masturbation. Patriotic Americans and true Christians, she believes, must engage in neither.
On Politically Incorrect, she said it’s never OK to tell a lie. Never, never, never. Not even to help hide Jews from the hands of Hitler.
On Politically Incorrect, she also said: “I dabbled into witchcraft, but I never joined a coven.” In fact, she admitted, “One of my first dates was on a satanic altar, and I didn’t know it.”
As early as 2007, on the “O’Reilly Factor,” she announced her opposition to stem cell research because of what she said was scientific research already underway in the United States. “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals,” she told an incredulous Falafel Bill, “and coming up with mice with fully-functioning human brains.”
Yes, Christine, we are getting to know you.
In fact, we know you well enough already to know that anybody who would even consider voting for you should have their head examined.
That’s my parting shot for today.